Hi guys! I’m working on a project where the main hook is.. what if Artemis was an adult? Brace yourself for humour that would give Artemis himself an aneurism. I’m using small paragraphs where him being a boy or his age is mentioned. Enjoy. Spoilers, obviously. If you don’t like Artemis Fowl go somewhere else please. Thank you. —————— Twenty-nine-year-old Artemis Fowl is a millionaire, a genius, and above all, a criminal mastermind. But even Artemis doesn’t know what he’s taken in when he kidnaps a fairy. He has puzzled the greatest medical minds, and sent many of them gibberish to their own hospitals. There is no doubt that Artemis is an adult prodigy. Artemis Fowl had devised a plan to restore his family’s fortune. A plan that could topple civilizations and plunge the planet into a crossspecies war. He was twenty-nine years old at the time. A pale young adult, pushing thirty, speaking with the authority and vocabulary of a powerful adult. Nguyen had heard the name Fowl before-who hadn’t in the international underworld? But he’s assumed he’d be dealing with a much older man, not this twenty-something. Though the word “twenty-something” hardly seemed to do this gaunt individual justice. A normal person in their late twenties would have abandoned the task long since. The average senior adult would have probably been reduced a slapping the keyboard. But not Artemis. And I was considering doing one that was like, Mother waved the pillow in the air. “You’re not my little Arty!” “No, Mother. I am most certainly not.” Artemis replied cooly. —————— Tell me if you have any suggestions about slight adjustments! More to be added in the future….. feel free to contribute!
