Step 1: Give it cat food. Step 2: Put cat food in the oven. Step 3: Lead the cat to the oven. Step 4: Close the oven. Step 5: Heat the oven to 500* f. Step 6: Set a timer for 24 hours. Step 7: Sit there and wait. Step 8: Take it out. Step 9: Eat it.
Steps on how to cook a cat. Sit and watch the cat burn.