The evil Dr. Smiley has captured a hostage! The world leaders wouldn't care about the guy. BUT IT'S NOT A GUY!!!! I'TS A KITTEN!!!!!!!!! Now you, Sgt. BJ Blascowitz was sent to find the cute wittoo kitty! Is oo a fuzzy, fwendwy kitty! Whos good kitty!! Ooh wha--(smack) Ow! That hurt! Anyways, get the key and open the portal. The kitty is sooooo dumb--(smack!)-- ow! Mentally challenged that he only wacks forward and turns when he hits a wall. The walls are electric fences, though. But... maybe those corner posts can help! Remember, if the cat touches blue, she's gone! The posts are draggable. Just don't mess up our secret mission to use the cat for nuclear warf--(smack! smack! smack!) --I don't think I can take any more of this... (falls on floor)
