Whats up guys, it's Quandale Dingle here.(goofy ah laugh) I have been arrested for multiple crimes.(goofy ah dog) Including, battery on a police officer, (WHAT) grand theft, declaring war on Italy and public indecency.(quick goofy ah laugh) I will be escaping prison, on, march 28th. After that, i will take over the world. {Part 2} (Goofy ah scream) Greetings! Quandale Dingle here. (Goofy ah whoah) My cousin Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut (goofy ah laugh) got arrested for putting a TNT in a daycare center.(Goofy ah scream) I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poo.(WHAT) My asian brother Quanlingling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and i died. (goofy ah sound) {Part 3} Hey fellas! It's Quandale dingle here. (slower goofy ah sound) I put percs in Vladimir Putin's drink and he went to bed for a really long time.(Quicker goofy ah laugh) I trapped my autistic son's hand in an airfryer. (Subway sufers police HEY) I dumped boiling water on a prisonguards head. (AAAH) My goofy ah friend Jamarious Quangledangle (goofy ah sound) tried to eat my butt during Ramadan.
(BTW this is full lore.)
