Boyfriend Cap:WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FRIEND! Me: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hypnosis Boyfriend Cap:YOUR, GONNA, PAY!!!!!!! *AIMS XL-2 RAILGUN AT YOU* Me: dude- you’re trying to challenge a gOd- whY Boyfriend Cap:I Challenge gods every day, ya know, examples are bob, Shaggy using 0.2 of his power, and sonic.exe Me: bob isn’t a god, shaggy is a meme, sonic.exe isn’t even a god he just says he’s one. oh, and did i mention? I DO NOT CARE IF YOU BATTLE GODS EVERY DAY. IT’S PROLLY NOT EVEN EVERY DAY. and, also. you’re not blasting my head off. yes, it is possible, but. i can get it back on. it’ll look super weird but still Boyfriend Cap:they are real, trust me, i beaten them before and now, time for you to go **shoots railgun** Me: okay, we just gotta..alright, and..yup there ‘ya go
