Have you ever been bored? I know I sure have. Well, I decided I'm making a show. If you're bored, contact me here, and I'll make an episode real quick! ROLE TAKEN Episode 1: Me: Hello! You: Hi! Me: Welcome back to the I'm bored show! You: How could it be welcome back if we only just started? Me:...DO NOT QUESTION THE LAWS OF PODCASTS! (Intro theme) Me: Today, we're going to...uh...well, idk what to do, I'm bored. You: I thought the whole point of this show was to not be bored? Me: It IS? Actually, wait, that rings a little bell I think... You- Let's play rock paper scissors! Me- Paper, scissors, rock, shoot! You: You got it wrong- Me: That's ridiculous. Of course I didn't. You: But you did! Me: I don't want to play anymore, because whatever way you thought it was was clearly WRONG, and I don't want to play that way. You: Hold on, don't rage quit on me because I told you the right way to play rock paper scissors, that's not fair- Me: YES IT IS AND YES I AM. BOB?! Bob AKA me: Yes? Me: I QUIT YOU TAKE MY JOB WHILE I GET SOME COFFEE. Bob- Hold on, Ma'am, you can't-aaaand she's gone. You: Hi, I'm [insert your name]. Bob- Bob. The camera guy. You: Hi Bob the camera guy. Bob- No, no, it's just, just Bob okay? You: Hi Just just Bob okay. Bob: THAT'S IT I QUIT. FRED? Fred AKA me: Ye? Bob: I'M QUITTING TAKE MY JOB. Fred: Fiiiiiiine. Me: I'm back- FRED GET OUT OF HERE THIS IS MY JOB- Me: Thank you for listening to this episode of the I'm bored show. You: Hope you enjoyed!
