Trailer —--------- Hank: Where am I? Title Card: This isn't just any mysterious place game… Bully: What do you mean you don't know where you are? Title card: It isn't even a game… Boombox: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! Title Card: The mysterious place movie Title Card: Coming sometime before 2028 Movie script —---------------- *Police sirens wailing* Officer guard 1: We've got a code AA-17, Bank Robbery In Progress Officer guard 2: Well that's a coincidence Officer guard 3: Yeah, we're chasing… Samantha Roberts and… Wait this guy's name is actually Bully? Officer guard 1: Well I'm currently pursuing Hank Fortego Officer guard 4: Weren't his parents oofed by that Ryan Eddison guy? Hank: *Growls* Officer guard 1: He's getting pretty close to the curb. Hank: Wait, What? WOAH! *thud* *police sirens quiet down* Officer guard 1: You're coming with me, kid. Title card: 1 year later… Hank: *groans* Hank: Huh? Where am I? MAYBE I'M IN AN ALIEN BASE! No… that's crazy… Hmm… Whatever. I should probably check what's outside this door. Bully: Well, well, well. Look who decided to wake up! Hank: Do you know where I am? Bully: *Sigh* I didn't know tripping over a curb could cause this terrible memory loss. Hank: Wait… You're Bully Roberts! Bully: uh… Hank: Is that your actual name? Bully: Let's just go. Hank: So why are you a bully? Bully: WHAT'S IT TO YOU? Let me guess, "Bullying is wrong though, Blah, blah, blah." Hank: Omg how did u know Bully: BECAUSE I'M NOT A DUMB LITTLE- Hank: Aaaand I'm gonna go put my lunch away now. Ryan: Diet milk? Sounds tasty! Hank: Oh, hi Ryan: Huh? Oh, it's you! Hi! Hank: I'm Hank Fortego. Ryan: Oh you're that guy who was in a coma for a year. I'm Ryan. Ryan the Resembler. Hank: Oh. For some reason- Bully: Who do you resemble, huh? Ryan: I'll tell you who I resemble. *pulls out boombox* *click* Boombox: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and- Bully: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *click* Hank: Thanks for getting rid of him for me. Ryan: No problem, Hank! I was thinking, maybe you, me, and my friend could escape together! What do you say? Hank: Hmm… Alright. What cell? Ryan: Not cell… CHAMBER! Chamber 47 Hank: Isn't it kinda harsh to call them chambers? Ryan: … Hank: … Okay… Chamber 47 time… Ryan: ... Hank: … Alright… I'm gonna… I'm gonna go now… Ryan: … Hank: Bye? Ryan: Bye- Hank: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! Ryan *sad noise* Hank: Sorry! You were just so quiet that it startled me Ryan: okay Hank: So what chamber do I have to go to? Ryan: Chamber 47. Here, I'll write it down. Got a pen? Hank: Okay I'm going now. Hank: Okay, here I am. Chamber 47. Sam: Wanna escape together? Hank: I was just about to ask you that. Sam: yes Title card: 1 minute later… Officer Guard 5: I hate to say this, but… Bully: *gulp* Officer Guard 5: It's your turn for night guard duty. *ad break* Ryan: Yay you got sam to join! Hank: Yeah, you think? Sam: Actually, I decided on my own. Hank: Yeah, it's true. Ryan: Now, let's come up with a plan. Ryan: I think we should go collect some sticks. Sam: I agree. Hank: Okay. Title Card: After picking up the sticks… Hank: I've got the sticks! What's the plan? Ryan: So I think we should take the sticks and throw them at the window. Sam: That's a TERRIBLE idea! My plan is better! We wait until after roll call, and then we start a distraction fire, and we use the remaining sticks to break the glass and escape. Hank: Sam, your plan sounds less crazy. Sorry, Ryan. Ryan: aww Title card: 5 hours later… Hank: sorry I'm late! Sam: Whatever. Do you still have the sticks? Hank: Yep! Bully: Well, well, well. Look who's trying to escape! Unfortunately for you, You have to make a choice. I'm on night guard duty. You can either help me escape with you, or you can go back to your chambers in shame. Hank: Fine. But don't expect us to be nice to you. Come on. Bully: Thanks! Ryan: You're welcome. Sam: Time to start the fire. Ryan: Here's a lighter. Sam: Thanks. *click* *click* *click* *fwoom* Officer guard 3: HEY! GET BACK HERE! Ryan: RUN!!! *SMASH!* Officer Guard 2: Let them go. Frank at home depot will take care of them. Officer guard 4: Have you been drinking that… "Apple Juice"? Title Card: To be continued…
