WEATLEY 4 EVER!!! Lyrics: Hey! How's it going? Here I am again! This is amazing! Just uh, pick me up.... take me with you.... Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Bam! Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley no ahh! ah no.. Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Bam! Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley bless your little primate brain, I'm not actually in the room with you. FOOL! You were a fool to come back! (Crash) Ohhh, there's another one. There goes another one. I'm surprised you got the energy to smash three willy nilly. (Crash) Vandalism! It's pure vandalism! I DESPISE YOU. I LOTHE YOU. You arrogant, smugly, quiet, awful, young-suited monster ofawoman! Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Bam! Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley three, two, one! (GLaDOS):So is there anything you want to apologize to me for? (W): NO! (Program) Reactor explosion. (W) Ah, yes! (Program) In four minutes (W) Oh.... Simple word: Apple. Go on, just say apple. Easy word, isn't it? APPLE. APPLE. APPLE. ENOUGH! Plug me into that stick on the wall over there.....I'll show you something.... I...can't... I can't do it if you're watching. Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Bam! Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley (GLaDOS) I swear I know him..... Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Bam! Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley No... n... no... you're lying. You're lying! (GLaDOS) DANCING IS NOT SCIENCE. (W) Uh, what? (G) You look stupid when you do that. (W) SHUT UP! I. Am. NOT. A. MORON! (G) Yes. we get it. (W) Bird! Bird! Bird! (G) Ah, Bird! Bird! Kill it! It's evil! All right. Paradox time. THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Bam! Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley I did this. (Cave Johnson) Greetings friend, (Hello) (Hold on, who-) I'm Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science. (GLaDOS) Oh my god, I like this guy! (W) Oh no... (CJ) Feel free to relax up to 20 minutes. (W) No thanks, were good! Prepare Prepare. HA! Death trap! (Party Cannnon) Surprise! We're doing it now! (Program) It's my big chance, I won't let you down. Ah, this is ridiculous! Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Bam! Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley true false. Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Bam! Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley Wheatley are you just saying that or is this gonna hurt you're not joking are you? Just exactly how painful are we- AHHHHHHHH! Oh, shut up. (Space Core) Space! Space! SPAAACCE! (CJ?) You know what is in space? Fire. I hope you go to space and catch on fire! (Space Core) OOOWWW! I'm on fire. It burns.
Thanks for just about everything, Ask_LightningStar! I added a loop around the sound, so Wheatley goes forever!!! I also added the word Forever! Oh hey look we hit 100+ views :)
