Use arrow keys to control speed. Or not. Just wait around. Something will happen... Press space to honk. Listen to the radio. Or the commercials. They're pretty goofy. ᵈᶦᵈ ᶦ ᵐᵉⁿᵗᶦᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜᵃʳ ᵐᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵇˡᵒʷ ᵘᵖ
Speedy ending - Get to the end and speed up Tedious and Annoying Ending - Do something tedious and annoying... a lot. Shortcut ending - Use the Konami Code True ending - Get to the end with only ever using 10 mph
