Yeets: And now for a gay update with Cherry and Darky. Cherry: Getting gayer. Yeets: Thank you, Cherry. Cherry: I desire moisture. Yeets: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person. Darky: Last night I found out Will is a sleep talker. Cherry: Oh, really? Darky: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am. Cherry: wait- YOU PROMISED THAT WHEN YOU DON'T SLEEP WITH ME, YOU SLEEP BY YOURSELF!!! Cherry: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this f***ing flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’ Will: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees. Yeets: Hello? Cherry, scared for their life: What's haunting me now!? Will on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh. Will on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime! Cherry to Sic: we're not telling them right? Sic: nah Cherry: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée". Will: . . . WHAT THE ACTUAL F- Yeets: Did you like the food I made? Cherry: No, not really. Yeets: But I put my heart and soul into it! Cherry: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead. Yeets: But your more dark and evil than me! Cherry: I said cold and dead. Not dark and evil. Sic: When life gives you lemonades, make lemons! Life will be all like "whaAttT?" Cherry: Life lessons that schools can't teach you. Cherry: I hate to to tell you this, but one of you was adopted. Sic & Will: Sic: Was it Will? Cherry : Is this a good idea? Cherry : Probably not. Cherry : Do I care? Cherry : No. Cherry : Did it hurt when you fell- Yeets: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Cherry : No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Yeets: ... Cherry : You just laid there for 15 minutes. Sic: *Answers phone.* Hello? Cherry : It's Cherry . Sic: What did they do this time? Cherry : No, it's me, Sic. It's actually me. Sic: What did you do this time? Yeets, to Sic: You have room temperature IQ. Sic: What's room temperature IQ? Cherry : The room temperature is 33°. Sic: Oh, okay. Sic: How much is that in IQ? Will: My stomach growled super loud in French. Will: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class. Sic: Bonjour. Yeets: Le growl. Darky: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette. BonBon, bringing in a cake: oui oui, here's a baguette Cherry: *facepalms* Will: Isn’t a bit dangerous? Cherry : Will, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt. Will: ... Cherry : Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt. Will: ... Cherry : Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves in the way home. Cherry: Yum, thanks! Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it. Cherry: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARS@N AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Darky: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Cherry: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Sic, recording: This is so cute. Cherry: @CherryMango17 BonBon: @Hi-Hola-Bonjour Darky: (no scratch account) Will: (no scratch account) Sic: (no scratch account) Yeets: (no scratch account)
