Cherry: *sharpens kn!f3* We've got ways of making people talk. Cherry: *cuts piece of cake* Will: ...Can I have some? Cherry: Cake is for talkers. Sic: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant. Cherry, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you. Will, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please. Cherry: Coming right up. Sic: Where's BonBon, Darky, and Cherry? Yeets: They're playing hide and seek. Sic: Where? Yeets: I don't think you get how this game works. Darky: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined. Cherry: H3ck. Darky: You're on thin f***ing ice. Darky: Oh no- Cherry: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry? Sic: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition. BonBon: Why is there bl00d everywhere? Cherry: I may have aggressively poked someone with a kn!fe. BonBon: You stabb3d someone?! Cherry: No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a kn!fe. Sic, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top? BonBon: Cherry's in the kitchen. Cherry: I need life advice. Yeets, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person. Yeets: How late were you up last night? Cherry & Will, in tandem: Me? Yeets: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time. Yeets, to BonBon: You. Yeets: Evil never sleeps! Cherry: But ugly gets plenty of rest. Cherry: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks. Will: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the f***ing plants. Sic: Where are you going? Will: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one! Sic: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday! Cherry, knowing full well that Sic got Will a Roblox account with robux: *eating popcorn* Darky: What does “take out” mean? Yeets: Food. BonBon: Dat!ng. Sic: Murd3r. Cherry: It can be all three if you’re brave enough. Darky: Would you take a b>llet for me? BonBon: ...yes? *Cherry angrily burst into the room* Darky: *running away* Great, thanks! Will, teaching Cherry to drive: Okay, you're driving and Darky and BonBon walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? Cherry: Oh, definitely BonBon. I could never hurt Darky. Will, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes. Darky: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Cherry periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ Darky: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going. Darky, about Cherry: They're speaking some kind of French. Will: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing. Cherry: Oui Oui Baguette Darky: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Cherry: K!lled without hesitation. Darky: NOOOOO MY CHILD HOW COULD YOU!!! Will: tries to hug Darky: k!cks will Cherry: @CherryMango17 BonBon: @Hi-Hola-Bonjour Darky: (no scratch account) Will: (no scratch account) Sic: (no scratch account) Yeets: (no scratch account)
