So do any of you remember PBS kids? The bumpers were just about dash, dot dee and del hanging out and doing wicked stuff. Well, anyway, I hear there is one bumper that was unreleased to even the most avid PBS kids fans. According to sources, it's nothing special. It's just a continuous loop (like Flintstones) of dee walking past 3 NET shaped houses that goes on for a minute and 47 seconds before cutting out. Unlike the bangers of the usual music, the song on this episode was not a song at all, just a constant hand banging on a piano for a minute and twenty seconds before going to white noise for the remainder of the film. It wasn't the good ol' dee we've come to love either, dee was not going to a pyramid, or a volcano. She wasn't even smiling, just kind of walking as if you or I were walking, with an expression of dismal on her face. Up until a year or two ago, everyone believed that after it cut to black, that was it. When the PBS ceo was reviewing the episode to be put in the bumpers, he decided it was too junk to be on the TV, but wanted to have a backup copy due to the fact that it was a creation from the late NET CEO. When he had a digitized version up on his computer to look at the file, he noticed something. The bumper was actually 9 minutes and 50 seconds long. This is what my source emailed to me, in full (he is a personal assistant of one of the higher executives at PBS Studios, and acquaintance of the CEO himself): "After it cut to black, it stayed like that until the 4:46 mark, before going back into Dee walking. The sound was different this time. It was a murmur. It wasn't a language, but more like a gurgled cry. As the noise got more indistinguishable and loud over the next minute, and the dismal face of dee was slowly curling into a smirk. At the 5:48 mark, dee had her teeth normal or red, still smiling, as if he was enjoying hearing the gurgled cries. At 6:11, her eyes goes crazy to the pink of his head. 20 seconds later, the murmur turned into a bloodcurdling scream (the kind of scream painful to hear). the CEO got disturbed and left the room, sending an employee to finish the video and take notes of everything happening up until the last second, and afterward immediately store the episode away. At 7:56, dee's face was becoming demented. Her eyes were bloodshot, and her teeth were red . dee was beginning to speed up as the background was beginning to twist in a distorted manner. This distortion got worse until dee finally stopped walking with her face still smileing. If I recall correctly, she scream and it sound like her scream herself in the axe was on her head, to which she fell onto the ground offscreen. The screaming finally stopped as well. This happened for about 50 seconds, and whatever was in that remaining 50 seconds I haven't been able to get a sliver of information about. From a security guard working under me who was making rounds in outside of that room, I was told that after the last frame, the employee stumbled out of the room with pink skin saying "Real thing is not known" seven times before speedily taking the guard's pistol and offing himself on the spot. The thing I could get out of the CEO was that the PBS kids dash logo with its face dripping was in the end the last shot was a piece of text that roughly said "insanity reaches to every children in the nightmares of 666". As far as I know, no one else has seen it, before the end it show up a guy he was in the dark and it show mickeey but he was faceless the background just scream loud the man was happy in the sound it someone saying criminal for 5 times than the man turns into purple and show up the AntiPiracy Screen with erop he have blood on his eyes he said this he said that he want to turn off the tv for 4 times and it show up jumspcsres it was so scary and the end it show up a man runing and it show the jumpscare and i was so scare for that jumpscare and the end it was not the end logo was not the PBS logo it was the NET logo, it have red and blood on it but there have been dozens of attempts at getting the file on Rapidshare by employees inside the studios, all of whom have been promptly terminated of their jobs. Whether it got online or not is up for debate, but if rumors serve me right, it's online i was having nightmares about dee walking somewhere under "suic*de dee.mp4i". If you ever find a copy of the episode, I want you to never view it, and to contact me by police immediately, regardless of the time. i don't report it okay
