Gem: Hello, people of Scratch! I'm here to interview some friends and ask them what they want for Christmas! First up, we have SCP-049! Hey, 049! What do you want for Christmas? 049: You know I'm in the middle of doing surgery, right? Ruby: *grabs thick gloves and shakes 049* NO BODY CARES!! NO BODY CARES THAT YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SURGERY!! NO BODY CARES THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND A CURE FOR THE PESTILENCE!! NO BODY CARES ABOUT /YOU/!!! THAT'S HOW THE WORLD WORKS!! 049: Uhhh... Gem: *quietly* Ruby, you should go and get some Sprite... Ruby: *storms off, wearing a black kitsune mask* Gem: 049, be easy on yourself. You'll save yourself a lot of time if you just answer my question. What do you want for Christmas? 049: Ummm...a syringe? Gem: Great! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO IN THE FIRST PLACE?! 049: *nervously backs up* Gem: Next up, we have Ruby! I think it's a good time to interview her, now that she's let off some steam. Hey Ruby, what do you want for Christmas? Ruby: *still wearing kitsune mask and growls, holding a bottle of Sprite* Gem: Mind taking off that mask? Ruby: *takes it off* A new sword. Gem: Cool! Now, we have everyone's favorite Lightholder! Lightholder: I guess--*sigh* I guess I want my family back... SCP Foundation Staff: Awwww... Lightholder: *whirls around* What the--SHOO, SHOO! Don't you have SCPs to be watching?! Gem: Finally, we have Magma. What do you want for Christmas, Magma? Magma: Him. *points at 049* 049 and Gem: Uh...? Magma: His soul. *uses tentacle to grab 049 and shake him* JUST GIVE ME YOUR SOUL, DEATH SET UPON WINGS OF DARKNESS!! 049: I don't know what that meAAAAAAAAAA--*gets violently shaken by Magma* Alder: LET GO OF MEH PAPA-- 049: *screaming intensifies* Gem: OH MY GOD-- Director: Cut! That's good! Now, somebody get a medic! Magma: *shakes 049 even more* 049: WHY MEEEEEE-- Director: Forget the medic, better get a priest.
