This is inspired by Brendan's Russian Alphabet Lore, except Be will be B, Ve will be V, Yo will be Q, Zhe will be G and won't break the 4th wall, Ze will be H, U will be a snail, because "snail" starts with U in Russian, and U will also be the "N" of the series, and Ge and Er will get captured by De. Zhe will have a crush on Ef instead of Pe, Kha will be two conjoined boomerangs that can be thrown at De, Tse will be C, Che will be a gun, Sha will be a bird, Y will be W, and E will be X. I'm turning this into a remix chain because I'm too lazy to make all of the characters myself.
