So I have done this before with TPOT and OBS, but since OBS got cancelled and TPOT probably wont have a new episode for the next decade, I am going to do one for Sacri's new show BURNER! Same rules as last time, lets get started. Also spoilers, duh. 12th: Erasey. THEY ARE SO BORING! BURNER's strongsuit is definatly the cast, but Erasey is such a dud. They feel so misplaced with all the other characters, that are fleshed out. I don't HATE Erasey, they are just so unbelievably mid compared to the rest of the cast. 11th: Spraypaint. She is just meh. I feel like the 'evil psycho murder' stereotype is being pretty overused this time around. Unlike Erasey however, she does have one thing going for her. The weird doorway at the end of episode 1. I have the feeling that she will be more fleshed out in the future, but as of now she is kinda boring. 10th: Rosey. Unlike the last 2, she is actually somewhat intresting. The idea of a fake emotional bubble is what Leafy should have had to make her character more intresting, but right now she is just a boring nice character. She is also INCREDIBLY overrated. I don't see her getting further than characters like Pilly. 9th: Hanger. Now we are getting to the characters I actually like. Hanger is pretty alright, she is kinda bland but I think she has an arc starting so thats something. I'm excited to see her future conflicts with Play Doh. 8th: Kit. She is pretty chill and funny. I like how she constantly breaks usual stereotypes in object shows, and isn't just that 'phone character'. Its also funny how she is sort of Limey's right hand man (or woman in this case). 7th: Polaroid. I honestly didn't expect to like him as much as I did. He is just a big softy. I like how he doesn't like getting involved in conflicts, and tries staying out of stuff. He was also very understanding to Pilly at the end of the episode. 6th: Peanut. What a chill guy. He is just super sweet overall, nice guy. What a great little character, that isn't just an overly nice character. 5th: Limey. He is just so funny! He is like golfball, but will all problems removed! He is a mean character that isn't overlly dislikable and a screentime hogger. Never before have I laughed at the line "You all are mean to me, and I don't like it. Stop!" 4th: Play Doh. With out a doubt, Play Doh is the funniest character on the show. Well, maybe Tissues but still. There wasn't a scene in the episode he was in that I wasn't laughing. Also the way he walks!!! 3rd: Record. What a legendary character. Not a boring whiny character like Yarn or Bubble, and not a boring bullied character like Melony (dont say it.) Record is just a character that isn't very social, and has a hard time making friends. Her little friendship with Tissues is very sweet. 2nd: Tissues. "Heh heh, I just broke time." 1st: Pilly. Easily one of my favorite characters ever made. It is funny how he speaks in third person, and he has an ACTUAL cool voice. Not to metion his chad levels are record high, caring for Record when she feels like just a background character. And also being the smartest on his team, Pilly has earned a solid 1st place. You've done good, Pilly. You've done good.
