ALMOND HAZEL IS NOT REAL I AM REAL MARRY ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WILL KILL FOR YOU IF I HAVE TO PLEASE MARRY ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE PLEASE HAZEL IS NOT REAL I AM SHE'S A 80 YEAR OLD MAN LIVING IN HIS PARENTS BASEMENT I AM REAL I AM NOT A 80 YEAR OLD MAN IN MY PARENTS BASEMENT YET DON'T LET IT HAPPEN ALMOND PLEASE I BEG YOU I WILL DO ANYTHING TO BE WITH YOU I EVEN NAMED MY SCRATCH AFTER YOU PLEASE MARRY ME I AM CRYING RN MY LOVE OF U SHALL NOT STOP DESPITE THIS HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND A PARTNER ALMOND PLEASE MY DOG IS GOING INSANE I HAVE BEEN DRINKING EVER SINCE YOU SENT ME THAT COMMENT PLEASE I MARRY ME I BEG YOU MY LOVE IS ETERNAL PLEASE MARRY ME I BEG YOU I AM IN MY KNEES I INSTALLED CRK BECAUSE OF YOU PLEASE I HAVE SPENT THOUSANDS OF DIAMONDS TO MAKE MY KINGDOM ONLY FOR YOU I HAVE BEEN DRINKING NON-STOP EVER SINCE YOU TOLD ME THAT PLEASE GET A DIVORCE ALMOND HAZEL IS NOT REAL I AM! YOU ARE THE BEST COOKIE IN MY KINGDOM PLEASE I MADE MY HALF OF MY KINGDOM FOR YOU I WILL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY HAZEL DOESN'T LOVE YOU I DO MY LOVE IS ETERNAL ALMOND YOU MUST UNDERSTAND I SPENT THOUSANDS OF GEMS ON YOU ALMOND COOKIE WHAT DID HAZEL DO EH?! SAY SHE LOVED YOU?! ALMOND YOU MUST UNDERSTAND SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU PLEASE PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME AT LEAST I AM GOING INSANE RN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
#crk #heartbroken #brocken #sad #emotional #almond
