THIS SONG HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING, I JUST LIKE IT, O K A Y? XD I thought I would share some s t u f f in celebration to my platonic-Scratch relationship with @Sporty-Nerd777 *wheeze* and I was b o r e d~ And I needed to vent~
Name?- If you want to call me by an actual name, call me Jacob. But I’m still RoCkInG Brainy~ Pronouns?- I’m sure you’ve all been wondering for a long, long time. And I’m going to leave you wondering. So. Hah. I’m seriously good with anything, guys~ How old exactly am I?- I won’t be giving a specific age, but my age range is 11-14 to give you a basic viewpoint. Looks- Basically what’s up there. I have a lot of pimples~ I’m going to be honest here, my friends literally come up to me and ask me if they can pop them. I have… long, kinda wavy light brown hair, I want to say? It’s definitely not blonde. But it’s not really dark either~ I want to dye it black, but it’s probably too much with all of the black I already wear. I’m just going to say~ Beanies forever. I usually go with MCR and Metallica instead of Slipknot when it comes to shirts~ but they didn’t have any of those. So, you were given Slipknot, my friends. I wear too many skeletons for my own good~ I have blue eyes (I think, I don’t take much time to look at my eyes~) and I cannot stand makeup. My skin is too pale for the amount of times I blush per day~ I’m a human(oid) tomato. Seriously~ Religion- Christian for life :> Sexuality- I’m StRaIgHt~ (Yes, just a boring straight dude, shocking, I know.) School Stereotype- That loudmouth Theater kid that embarrasses themselves all day long, words every sentence they say wrong, and probably looks like a totally brat~ Fandom(s)- I don’t read a lot anymore~ I write much more. Fun fact, I’ve literally only completely finished one book series. Ever. It’s depressing, honestly *wheeze*. -Twilight -Once Upon A Time -Yu-Gi-Oh -Percy Jackson Bands/Artists- I have so many, this is going to be hard to fit~ -My Chemical Romance -Metallica -Black Sabbath -Micheal Jackson -Grandson -Sub Urban -Queen -Ghost and Pals -Pantera -Panic! At the disco! -Rory Webley Websites other than Scratch- -Roblox User: @PIZZAPARTY26100 (Don’t judge, the account was made like three years ago *wheeze*) -Roblox Display Name: VampireEnthusiast -Spotify User: Brainy_Brawler (Original, right?) Xbox (forgot I had one- haha-): DarthShark#5969 (I think...?) …That’s it. A depressing amount, yes, but easier xD Facts- -Well. I Scratch… way too much. Uh. Seven hours a day on weekends~ -I tend to forget showering when I’m depressed. Not really important for anyone to know, but, wHatEvEr. -I seriously think I’m a vampire at this point and time, subtract the sparkles and attractiveness, and if you add some ugliness and tons of acne~ -I hate when people say “minus” instead of “subtract”- like- -I get teased a l o t for being a “weird anime simp” or just a “hopeless romantic” by my IRL friends so uh. I try to keep my account hidden~ thEyVe AlReAdY fOuNd mE~ -I’m really short- five feet- it’s honestly concerning. -I have an eye-twitch from lack of sleep~ -I accidentally called school stupid in front of half of my grade! *jazzhands* Am I human?- No. Not anymore. *deep inhale* I’m fine. Yes, this torture is over. You may leave, now, victim.
