here are some gems from wikipedia's "deleted articles with freaky titles". specifically, the ones that also have explanations. i tried my best to make the text easy to read for those with bad eyesight. i also provided sound effects and text to speech voices(mostly) for each deleted article. the articles, in order: AAAAAAAAA! A Young Man Dressed As A Gorilla Dressed As An Old Man Sits Rocking In A Rocking Chair for 56 Minutes and Then Leaves Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom Do you stock battletoads Boris the talking puffin But you didn't have to cut me off Chesterfield Snapdragon McFisticuffs Put that cookie down Create your own page Creepus explodus Crete wikipedia page List of Dads Who Make Other Dads Eat Bugs Dancing space potatoes Defender of the supermart Delete this Despacito 2 (meme) Do you love what you eel Do elephants lay eggs Dopigslayeggs Fried Dynamite I'm A Non-Entity, Get Me Out Of Here Giant Monsters Attack Japan Globglogabgalab Greeny Phatom (yes, really) Hammer thingy I am the king Internets? Land Seal LPS: Popular Maplestory - Zombie Mushroom Signal 3 Minecraft Potatos Mushrooms (How I'm Too Short To See The One I Love So I Poison Mushroomed Myself) Na na na na na na na na GIVE IT TO ME NEIL Nintencats How to become a lawyer that screams "Objection!" every time someone says something that is damaging to your case Dr. Octagonpus ODers Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Osas The word parakeet written exactly 254 times Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome Please delete this page Sanity Not Included (see list of episodes) Shawn shawn shawn shawn shawn shawn shawn shawn shawn shawn shawn shawn shawn shawn shawn shawn Everything Is Snape Snooping as usual, I see! SPAM SPAM SPAM!!!!!! "Stay in Bed" technique Very creepy, disturbing children's cartoon, banned from TV Double u eye eye WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yabba my icing Yee (meme) JNQXAC9IVRw Zoom floof
these screen captures, as mentioned in the instructions, were taken from wikipedia's "deleted articles with freaky titles" page. the sounds i used also belong to their rightful owners.