Adventure! [MEME] remix

Instructions

I've never started a meme before, so I figured I'd try! But there's a twist. Let's try to make it a chain. So every time someone remixes, they add a little bit of crazy story, and we try to keep the adventure going. I have no idea if this will work or not, but I figured I'd see. X3 Our brave hero had just set off on their quest to find the big glowy magical voodoo rock that supposedly held many great magical powers.