'•.¸♡ incorrect cranberry litter quotes ♡¸.•' BATCH ONE: 1-15 ︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶༉‧₊˚. 1.0 | Grace'Kit: *screams* Magnolia'Kit: *screams louder to establish dominance Cloudy'Kit: s-should we do something? Monarch'Kit: no, I want to see how this turns out. 2.0 | Monarch'Kit, Magnolia'Kit and Grace'Kit sitting on a bench Cloudy'Kit: why do you all look so sad? Magnolia'Kit: come sit w/ us and we will tell you. Cloudy'Kit: *sits down* Magnolia'Kit: the bench is freshly painted. 3.0 | Monarch'Kit: *gently taps table* Cloudy'Kit: *taps back* Magnolia'Kit: what are they doing? Grace'Kit: morse code Monarch'Kit: *aggressively taps table* Cloudy'Kit: *slams hand down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK- 4.0 | Cloudy'Kit helping Grace'Kit out after they get injured, while the others are watching. Monarch'Kit: How does Grace'Kit look? Magnolia'Kit: A little better than the rest of you actually. Monarch'Kit: Then what do we lack that you have? Magnolia'Kit: Confidence. 5.0 | Monarch Kit: I think Grace'Kit was right. Magnolia'Kit: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.' Cloudy'Kit: They wouldn't do that. Grace'Kit: You're right, Cloudy'Kit. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that. Grace'Kit: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Grace'Kit Told You So' on the back* 6.0 | Monarch Kit: On the count of three, what's your favorite icecream? One, two, three- Monarch Kit and Cloudy Kit, in unison: Chocolate icecream m&ms with chocolate chunks! Magnolia Kit: Our turn, Grace'Kit! One, two, three- vanilla! Grace'Kit, deadpan: I've never had ice-cream, what is icecream. 7.0 | Monarch'Kit: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? Cloudy'Kit: Put spaghetti in it. Monarch'Kit: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you. Magnolia'Kit: Put spaghetti in it. Monarch'Kit: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. Grace'Kit: Put spaghetti in it. Monarch'Kit: I'm no longer taking suggestions. 8.0 | Monarch'Kit : Tonight, one of you will betray us. Cloudy'Kit : Is it me, Monarch'Kit ? Monarch'Kit : No, it’s not you. Magnolia'Kit: Is it me, Monarch'Kit ? Monarch'Kit : It’s not you either. Grace'Kit: Is it me, Monarch'Kit ? Monarch'Kit : Monarch'Kit , mockingly: Is IT mE MoNaRcH'kIt ? 9.0 | Cloudy'Kit: Why is Magnolia'Kit so sad? Grace'Kit: They took one of those "which character are you?" Buzzfeed quizzes. Cloudy'Kit: And? Grace'Kit: and they got Monarch'Kit. 10.0 | Monarch'Kit : *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Grace'Kit : Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Cloudy'Kit: I personally was created in a lab. Magnolia'Kit: I just straight up spawned. :) 11.0 | Monarch'Kit : Can I be frank with you guys? Cloudy'Kit : Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Magnolia'Kit: Can I still be Magnolia'Kit? Grace'Kit: Shh, let Frank speak. 12.0 | Cloudy'Kit : Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys. Monarch'Kit : No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap! Magnolia'Kit: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!! Grace'Kit: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting. Cloudy'Kit : If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands. 13.0 | Magnolia'Kit: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. Cloudy'Kit : Monarch'Kit: Grace'Kit: Everyone Else At MagnoliaKit’s Surprise Birthday Party: Cloudy'Kit : All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first 14.0 | *Monarch'Kit is cooking* Cloudy'Kit : Any chance that’s for me? Monarch'Kit : It’s for Grace'Kit. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side. Magnolia'Kit: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment. 15.0 | Cloudy'Kit : Is stabbing someone immoral? Grace'Kit : Not if they consent to it. Magnolia'Kit: Depends who you’re stabbing. Monarch'Kit: YES?!? BATCH TWO: 16-30 ︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶︶༉‧₊˚. 16.0 | Monarch'Kit: You deserve a reward for putting up with me Cloudy'Kit: you are my reward *meanwhile* Grace'Kit: You deserve a reward for putting up with me Magnolia'Kit: True, you can be really difficult at times. 17.0 | Monarch'kit: You guys worried about Magnolia'Kit ? Grace'Kit: Totally! Cloudy'Kit: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?" Monarch'kit: And what'd you say? Cloudy'Kit: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno." Grace'Kit: Monarch'kit: They're lucky to have you as a sibling. continued in credits
18.0 | Magnoila'Kit & Monarch'Kit in the back of GraceKit's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! Cloudy'Kit: We have food at home. Grace'Kit : *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough* Magnoila'Kit & Monarch'Kit: YAYYYYYY! Grace'Kit : *orders one black coffee and leaves* 19.0 | The siblings reacting to getting stabbed Cloudy'Kit: Rude. Monarch'kit: Not again Magnolia'Kit : That's fair Grace'Kit: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it? 20.0 | Magnolia'Kit : Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Cloudy'Kit: That's deep. Monarch'kit: That means that ketchup is a smoothie. Cloudy'Kit: That's deeper. Grace'Kit: ...You guys are idiots. 21.0 | Cloudy'Kit: Yesterday, I watched Momarch'Kit try to eat a decorative rock from Grace'Kit's potted plant. Magnolia'Kit caught them, and told them they can't eat rocks. Momarch'Kit started whining something about no food being in the house before walking away. 22.0 | Magnolia'Kit : Die. Monarch'Kit: Please don't die! Magnolia'Kit : DIE! Monarch'Kit: PLEASE DON'T DIE! Cloudy'Kit, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant? Grace'Kit, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Monarch'Kit wants Magnolia'Kit to accept it as their kid. 23.0 | Magnolia'Kit : I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! Grace'Kit: You left me, Cloudy'Kit, and Monarch'kit in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. Magnolia'Kit : I did that on purpose, try again. 24.0 | Monarch'Kit: Good night. Magnolia'Kit: Sleep tight. Grace'Kit : Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself. Magnolia'Kit: Great, now Cloudy'Kit's crying. 25.0 | Monarch'kit, Cloudy'Kit & Grace'Kit: *screaming* Magnolia'Kit : *runs into the room* What's wrong, Grace'Kit?! Monarch'kit: Wait, why are you asking Grace'Kit that when Cloudy'Kit and I are also here? Magnolia'Kit : Because Grace'Kit wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance. 26.0 | Magnolia'Kit: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Cloudy'Kit: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital. Magnolia'Kit: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you. Cloudy'Kit: But I heard a siren. Grace'Kit: That was Monarch'Kit . Monarch'Kit : Sorry, I got nervous. 27.0 | Cloudy'Kit: Why did you kidnap Grace'Kit!?!?! Monarch'kit: Ah- um- well- the reason for that is, uhh... Magnolia'Kit : Sometimes, we must work together towards a common goal. Cloudy'Kit: NOT TO KIDNAP PEOPLE! 28.0 | Grace'Kit: Why are Cloudy'Kit and Monarch'kit sitting with their backs to each other? Magnolia'Kit : They had a fight. Grace'Kit: Then why are they holding hands? Magnolia'Kit : They get sad when they fight. 29.0 | Cloudy'Kit: We need to distract these guys. Magnolia'Kit : Leave it to me. Magnolia'Kit : Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Grace'Kit & Monarch'kit: *immediately begin arguing* 30.0 | Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle. Grace'Kit, with Cloudy'Kit and Magnolia'Kit behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Police: Yes…three. Grace'Kit: Oh, my God— What the horse shoes!? Police: Wha- Grace'Kit: Monarch'kit FELL OFF! 31.0 { BONUS } | Magnolia'Kit , watching Monarch'kit and Cloudy'Kit fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt? Grace'Kit, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other. Magnolia'Kit : Then... who’s the strongest out of you three? Monarch'kit: Grace'Kit. Cloudy'Kit: Grace'Kit. Grace'Kit: Me.
