Double-click flag so that the music syncs! Better enter the antivirus password before Charar13 strikes twice! *ahem* I have come to make an announcement! Charar13 is a hacker! He hacked my custom stage! That's right! He took his hacker keyboard out and he hacked my dad-gum custom stage! And he said his IQ was T H I S H I G H ! And I said get off this stage! So I'm making a callout post on my scratch account! Charar13, you got a small brain! It's the size of this salt grain except way smaller! And guess what? Here's what my brain looks like: *picture of death egg and laughter* That's right, baby! Large lumps, no smoothness, no mush, look at that, it looks like 2 A's and a plus! He hacked my stage, so guess what! I'm gonna hack his nintendo account! That's right, this is what you get! My super final smash! Except I'm not gonna hack his nintendo account. I'm going to go higher. I'm hacking all his softwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare! *wheezing* How do you like that, McCaffee? I hacked his software you [little sponge] (that was not spamton) *dying* You have 23 minutes before the code pieces dissolve into nothingness! Now get out of my custom stage before I end your [ant sized], [rapidly shrinking] life!
Mii fighter vectors are by @waaaa24, chara vectors are by @JBG_84 Song is Last Hope from Friday Night Dustin' do not steal Archie the swordfighter. this is a real problem in the world and I will not fall victim to it. Oh, right, the story. So, a smash player makes a mii known as Archibaldenstine, or "Archie" for short. A while later, he makes Archie an amiibo and challenges a random person to a fight with Archie. Charar13, the said random person, takes this opportunity to get some laughs and credit card info. So he uses a (hacked) mii swordfighter known as Chara. The smash player finds out Charar's intentions, and the song begins.
