Space or Tap to flop You can fall infinitely If Bert stops existing, it's game over Fun Bert Facts! -Bert is a reality altering god with the ability to bend space and time, Bert's just too "smart" to know how to use their powers. -Bert's gender is neither male or female, Bert's gener is Bert. Their pro-nouns are They, Them, Bert. -Bert is not a squirrel but is a squirlp. The reason Bert looks so much liek a squirrel is because the squirlp species are related to squirrels. WE LOVE BERT, BERT IS KING, BERT I MUST LOVE, BERT YOU MUST LOVE, BERT WE ALL MUST LOVE, ALL HAIL BERT THE SQUIRLP
Credit to: ninjamuffin99 on newgrounds for the song