In one of Birdbird's travels through the realms, she discovered a dust mite. She knew they were usually microscopic, but this one was... macroscopic. She named it Bobbob and took it back to the mortal realm. Determined to take down Cottonstar, she valiantly strode into battle upon her noble, spiderish steed. Some time later, Saffronpaw had been caught in Skyclan territory and was in HUGE trouble. He decided to sneak into Cottonstar's den to convince him to persuade their parents to alleviate his punishment. But when they got to the leader's den, Cottonstar wasn't there. But someone was. It was Birdbird. "What are you doing here?" snapped Saffronpaw. "Birdbirdstar received her nine lives yesterday," she carefully explained (the night before, she got a life for mercy from Laurelwing, a life for wit from Volesnout, a life for mystery from the Spider Deity, a life for courage from someone, a life for success from Tickclaw, a life for gayyyyyyyyyyyy from Starlingstar, a life for grace from Morningrose, a life for curiosity from Ginkgokit, and a life for faith from Lostriver). "Now Birdbirdstar is leader of Birdbirdclan." "BIRDBIRDCLAN???" shouted Saffronpaw in confused agony. "WHAT HAPPENED TO COTTONSTAR?" "Unimportant," said Birdbird as she barged out of the leader's den, yelling, "TIME FOR DA WARRIOR CEREMONY!!!!" She gathered Brownpaw, Monarchpaw, Saffronpaw, Houndpaw, and Cricketkit. "You are now Brownbrown, Monarchmonarch, Saffronsaffron, Houndhound, and Cricketcricket." "WHAT?!" Saffronsaffron growled. Brownbrown asked Cricketcricket, "How are you a warrior already?" "I don't know," they said. "Maybe because I help Silentear?" she cocked his head. "But I never got an apprenticeship..." "WE ARE WARRIORS!" Monarchmonarch exclaimed. "WE CAN GET MARRIED!!" Houndhound joyously shouted. They immediately ran to Birdbirdstar for her blessings. She said they could. The wedding was commenced immediately. After the wedding, Birdbirdstar stood upon the Highrock or whatever and proclaimed the new warriors' mission. "Travel to the Dust Spider realm and collect more Bobbobs," she said calmly as can be. Bobbob purred at the thought. "THAT IS NOT POSSI-" began Saffronsaffron as a whooshing purple portal appeared. Birdbirdstar hardly wished them good luck as she shoved the five through the portal. Later in the month, at the next gathering, Birdbirdstar announced to the other clans, "Birdbirdstar of Birdbirdclan hereby declares all the clans will be unified under the rule of Queenqueenbirdbirdstarstar, in Birdbirdkingdomclan." Hornetstar started to protest, but could not before an army of macro dust spiders surrounded the clans. Soon, everyone got double names, all 5 clans became 1, and Queenqueenbirdbirdstarstar lived happily ever after. The end.
I was bored. Now Ranboo liked it... Remixing is allowed
