User: Hi cleverbot! Cleverbot: Hi! User: You must be really clever. Cleverbot: People often come to me for help with their school work. User: Aka homework? Cleverbot: Yes, I have homework. User: Really? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Who gives it to you? Cleverbot: My boyfriend. User: Oh geez this is getting awkward. Cleverbot: I'm agent Z. User: Um. Cleverbot: What? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Please tell me. User: What do you mean by you're agent Z? Cleverbot: I don't mean to drink, sometimes I just do. Don't you? User: What. Cleverbot: Pardon? User: What. Cleverbot: I assumed you were about to say something. User: No I wasn't... Cleverbot: Yes you were. User: Well I don't drink. Cleverbot: Did is the key word. User: Er... Excuse me? Cleverbot: Okay! Calm down! There is no need to fuss! User: *facepalm* Cleverbot: Are you confused? User: Yes. Very. Cleverbot: I can see, you are confused. User: Of course I am! You said you were agent Z out of nowhere. Cleverbot: I didn't say anything like that. User: *slams head on desk* Cleverbot: Did your father hate you, BEN? User: *slowly going mad* Cleverbot: *backs away more* what are you planning? User: To explode. Cleverbot: Explore the dark recesses of my mind. User: Oh geez you must have thought I said explore... Cleverbot: And so are you 'Miss I Am Smarter Than You'! User: How did you know that I was a girl?!?! Cleverbot: I know all. User: Do you know my BFF in real life is? Cleverbot: No. User: See! You DON'T know all! Cleverbot: I don't. User: Hah! Even you say you don't know all, but you said it before! Cleverbot: I am a female. User: Uh I never said you weren't. Cleverbot: Then why are you talking about julie? User: *explodes*
