So…yeah. A stunning revelation indeed. This whole thing started as a silly joke that was going to be a fun way to introduce my account. I left some silly comments on peoples profiles, and not a single person found them funny. I did apologize to anyone I offended, but I decided not to reveal myself because of it. Later on, when people started reacting, i started to experiment. I started actually angering people and decided to stop. Later, just for the heck of it, i pretended to impersonate myself. That bothered everyone, including me. I had begun to annoy myself and do things I wouldn’t do even if I was trying to be annoying. It was like I was possessed. I don’t know why I didn’t stop, but I didn’t. It wasn’t even fun. I tried to conclude it but I didn’t know how. I’m really sorry and I hope you can all forgive me. I will embark on another expedition on Elon Musk’s new birdcage until this boils off.
Normalize platonically telling your friends they look submissive and breed-able
