RANT WARNING. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ I feel like it needs to be said, and I'm tired of keeping quiet, so I'll make this as simple and blunt as possible. Unfollow me if you think Christmas should be celebrated in early to mid November. That's it, I'm serious. For those of you who think that one stupid two day holiday should take up two months if not three, (because SOME troglodytes think it starts in OCTOBER,) please, get off my profile. There can, in fact, be too much of a good thing, and Christmas is proof of that. November is in autumn, therefore it should be associated with pumpkin pie, hot cider and falling leaves. NOT Mariah Carey's ear eviscerator, a hideous red/green color scheme and snow that hasn't even fallen yet. Every year, Christmas turns everyday shopping into a garish capitalist overstimulation hellscape and I just want one more month of peace before the Jingle Bell Rockalypse begins. Is that too much to ask? Oh, and don't get me started on the concept of "cHrIsTmAs SpIrIt", because that idea only exists to shut up people like me who don't jump for joy come December. The idea that everyone should enjoy a holiday because of a moral obligation regardless of how they feel is a disgusting mindset and it needs to die. Plus, November happens right after Halloween and we need a holiday cooldown before the next big one. For all the holier-than-thou snobs who are about to talk about Christianity, exploiting your deity for capitalism is not a very holy thing to do, and by the way, Jesus wasn't born on December 25 and Christmas is based on the Norse pagan tradition of Yule, so please remain silent. And to those of you who think the "cHrIsTmAs SeAsOn" starts right after Thanksgiving or some other date in the last few days of November. you can stay, but you're on thin ice.
Consider this my holiday content, or rather, anti-holiday content.
