You should have a small oval-like-shaped device that is attached to your computer monitor, possibly by wire, or if you're more modern, attached wirelessly. This device is typically called a "mouse," and is not to be confused with the type of rodent. Simply rest your hand on the mouse, and glide it across the surface that it sits on. Notice the small arrow moving as you move the mouse. Continue gliding the mouse until the arrow, more commonly called the cursor, is hovering over the small, green-colored flag that is above the Scratch project but under the title, and to the left of the red-colored octagon. Now that the cursor is hovering over the green flag, gently but still firmly push down on the upper left portion of the mouse. You should hear a "click" sound. Be warned, however, that you will not actually hear the word "click" being pronounced. If you do hear this sound, then that should begin the Scratch project. Congratulations. You can now temporarily forget about the mouse and cursor. Now, the only instruction left is to enjoy this project. While watching, remember to keep your eyes open, and generally focused on whatever crazy stuff is going on in the project. Blinking is okay, but make sure you can see the project!
Prepare for the oddest Scratch project you've ever seen! Please "love" the project for support. Oh, and feel free to remix with your own ideas! Click the flag many times, not just two or three. There are some minor timing glitches that I can't fix. Feel free to report any other glitches you find. DON'T use fullscreen. DO turn your sound way up. While I slowly trudge through the progress of the next Scratch Story, Recruiting Speakvisually, I thought I might share this animation. It's on the silly side, but I actually put a great deal of work into this. I hope you don't utterly hate the kilobytes out of this project, and that watching this odd animation didn't waste five minutes and fifteen seconds of your life. By the way, if you're wondering how or why I chose this odd song, it's because in my marching band, we play a marching band arrangement of this song that honestly sounds better than the actual song. You've probably never heard of this interestingly weird song, however, I know it like the back of my hand. Anyway, if you haven't started the project yet, then I question why you would want to read all these pointless notes and why the heck you haven't started the project yet. To start the project, just follow the instructions in the "Instructions" section above. If you're reading this while watching the project, then forget about this. Start the project over so you can actually see the whole thing, because some parts go by kind of fast. If you already watched the project, then what are you still doing here? Isn't there more you could be doing with your life? Of course, you have to leave time for loving and favoriting the project, and if you want to tell me how amazing the project is, but why waste your time reading the lame old "Notes and Credits" when there's probably some eight year-old commenting on your profile begging you to follow him/her, or some other nine year-old remixing your project and sharing it without changing anything or giving credit? That stuff is way more interesting than the information that goes along with this project. So please, love and favorite if you didn't utterly hate this project, and if you really want to say how awesome I am, then you can comment as well, but don't waste your time here. I'm not that entertaining of a writer. By the way, please, for heaven's sake, DO NOT press the spacebar while watching this project. Like, seriously. DON'T PRESS IT. I mean it. Pressing the spacebar will change your life forever.... Oh, and don't press the "G" key either....
