Bluebonnet : This is such a bad idea. Dusk : Then why are you coming along? Bluebonnet : One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong. Dusk : Am I in trouble? Bluebonnet : Take a guess. Dusk : No? Bluebonnet : Take another guess. Dusk : Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars. Bluebonnet : If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the darn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life. Bluebonnet : Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. Dusk : Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that. Dusk : Welcome, fellow idiots Bluebonnet : Hello, Dusk Dusk : No, no, not you, you're not an idiot Bluebonnet : You underestimate me Bluebonnet : Dusk was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some. Dusk : Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. Bluebonnet : Dusk, you ate a chair. Dusk : So what do you do? Bluebonnet : I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers. Dusk : Wow, impressive. Bluebonnet : Then I'll move on to Leos. ( as i leo i am dead SOB ) Dusk : You love me, right, Bluebonnet ? Bluebonnet : Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it. ( fits them so well <3 ) Dusk : You kill people for money?! Bluebonnet : I can explain! Dusk : And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump! Bluebonnet : Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Dusk : Oh, you’ve been? Bluebonnet : Once. In Monopoly. Dusk : If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Bluebonnet : Of course. I can't flip this table by myself. Bluebonnet : You wanna see how hardcore I am? Bluebonnet : *punches wall* Bluebonnet : Bluebonnet : Take me to the hospital. Bluebonnet : It’s dark in here Dusk : Don’t worry dude I got this Dusk : *Stomps their feet* Dusk : *Skechers light up* Dusk : Hey, you want some leftovers? Bluebonnet : What's that? Dusk : You've never had leftovers??? Bluebonnet : No, because I'm not a quitter. Dusk : Okay, truth or dare? Bluebonnet : Truth Dusk : How many hours have you slept this week? Bluebonnet : Bluebonnet : ...Dare Dusk : Go to bed. Bluebonnet : I don’t like this game. Dusk : Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment! Bluebonnet : Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly! Dusk : Change is inedible. Bluebonnet : Don't you mean inevitable? Dusk, spitting out coins : No, I did not.
