Ever wanted to be a walking chicken sandwich trying to run away from an anthropomorphic bird trying to eat you for lunch? I don't know, but this is JacobWare so I made it happen, enjoy.
I got inspired by NitorInc.: Touhou Microgames! to make this masterpiece. The speed-up music came from Sega's DS launch title game: "Feel the Magic: XY/XX." @thinkingwithshifting, I didn't forget you.