[Warning: My angry self using exaggeration to the point I sound demented, and me just being super angry] I hate conversations because I always want to join them. And when I do... PEOPLE. KEEP. TALKING. OVER. MEEEE! I have to speak obnoxiously loud just so they'll shut up FOR A SECOND. ITS SO ANNOYING. There's this stupid girl in this class I have where we work on homework, and whenever I start talking.. SHE JUST BUTTS IN ABOUT SOMETHING RANDOM LIKE IF I SAY THIS: "I made a drawing of a green cat eating pasta." SHE WOULD BUTT IN ON THE WORD GREEN AND BE DOING THAT OBNOXIOUS QUICK TALKING THING GIRLS DO LIKE "OH I LOOVE GREEN ITS [insert speech about green here]" AND NOW THAT I THINK OF IT THERE'S TWO OF THEM. OH MYGOD. One of them does have an excuse to keep talking over me but I think it's not that good of an excuse. And at this point the only way to get them to listen is to threaten to stab out their vocal cords (And I would actually have to have an actual knife to point at them. If I didn't they'd just do that girl laugh that makes you wish the ground split in half and you got sucked in and died at that very second.) oH MY GOD. AND I'D RATHER NOT GET SUSPENDED FOR MAKING DELUSIONAL THREATS. MY PARENTS WOULD TEAR OFF MY HEAD FOR SURE. And whenever I talk about something I really want to talk about I GET TALKED OVER SO MUCH AND I LIKE SLAM MY HANDS ON THE DESK OR GLARE. Then I get interrupted until I forget what I wanted to talk about and I'm just left kinda empty and really really ticked off. And if I try to say "STOP".. I'D GET TALKED OVER AGAIN. If I screamed it so nobody would talk over me I'd get sent to the principal's office and they'd call my mom and I'd get my throat ripped out because Little Angel Akira isn't allowed to have regular human emotions. If I didn't get sent to the principal's office they'd do the dreaded girl laugh or treat me like a freak. And if I asked my parents for advice they'd tell me to do the robotic "This makes me feel ____ when you ____ I would like if you ____" response. And I'm not an idiot. So I would have to just shut up for the rest of eternity or hit people who talk over me in the face with a bass (Instrument not a fish) so hard that their nose breaks so bad that it pokes their eyeball. Anyways I have finished ranting now because I don't feel as angry anymore. (But I'm still angry I'm Angry Akira and I have been angry for so long that my brain always releases anger chemicals) So rant over.
