(SOME PARTS REMOVED CUS I COULD NOT FIT THEM IN) We got a number one victory royale Yeah, Turf wars we 'bout to get down (Get down) Ten splats on the board right now Just wiped out Alterna Now My friend just got splatted He super jumped to me, now we're heading to yellows base Look at the map, check our turf Take me to your Switch to play Splatoon 3 today You can take me to Salmon Run, but not Anarchy Battles I really love to splat with you We can be pro Splatoon gamers He said “The other team is coming fast and you need ink to splat” I've got G that I'll spend More than you can contend I'm a cool pro Splatoon gamer (Cool pro Splatoon—) Take me to your Switch to play Splatoon 3 today You can take me to Salmon Run, but not Anarchy Battles I really love to splat with you We can be pro-Splatoon gamers La-la-la-la-la-e-ya La-la-la-la-la-e-ya La-la-la-la-la-e-ya Will you be my pro Splatoon gamer? (Pro Splatoon gamer) Can we get a win this weekend? Take me to Anarchy Battles Let's change the game mode and we can get some power eggs Let's hop in the lobby I'm running kind of low on ink, I need to swim Dressed in all his fancy clothes He's got Hero Gear and he's probably a pro He just Inked my back I turn back and I attack I just got a victory royale A victory royale Take me to your Switch to play Splatoon 3 today You can take me to Salmon Run, but not Anarchy Battles I really love to splat with you We can be pro Splatoon gamers
