WARNING: I'm way behind schedule. Enjoy me losing my mind for over an hour. EPISODE 26: -It's not Melee. -Still with the Toei intro. -Ran losing her mind with the arm movements. -Alright, who is this Fennel? I know I haven't watched this for about 3 weeks, but still. -Wow. Way to ruin the mood with your stomachs. And it seems unrealistic that they all grumble one after the other. -I didn't realize I was watching Tom & Jerry. -"It can be eaten raw." -Yui. Gordon Ramsay does not approve. -I thought green peppers were spicy, not bitter. -Dang. That's what happens when you eat peppers as a kid. -Wow. You're really chasing my boy Takumi in that flashback? Come on now. -I'm sorry, but how can you not tell that there are green peppers in that meat patty? -Also, nobody says fav anymore. ESPECIALLY not parents. -Y'all cooking like it's MasterChef. -Takumi's face though. -Ok, green pepper curry and gratin is understandable, but green pepper pound cake is going too far. You just ruined what could've been a good dessert. -You really had a nightmare of a green pepper attempting to eat you? -Ok, but seriously, that robot guy is still the most wholesome character. -Alright irrelevant Karen, chill out. -What did you do with that bread. I swear if Gordon Ramsay saw that, he would be flinching right now. -Wow. Kome-Kome was able to tell that peppers were in her food, yet Takumi couldn't. Ouch. -That wall smack removes one sin. -Wow. You didn't eat at all? I wanted to see the result. -So, any reason why you had to show Kokone's heels for a good five seconds? -Box says "green peppers" yet there are red, orange and yellow peppers as well. -Imagine chilling on the street and seeing my boy Spiritoru the robot taking a morning jog. -Wow. Right before eating a pepper dish. That timing. -Nice cubical pepper. -73. -And that's how oil was extracted from the ground. -So that's how you play that whack-a-mole game. I was playing it wrong my whole life. -There's no way y'all are running as fast as that Ubauzou thing. -There's no way your bread shield is stronger than a drill. -Ok but seriously, you need to stop being so hungry in the most inconvenient times. -Bro. Run away before you're considered sus. -Imagine using a fork for a stuffed pepper. -74. -Narcissism at its finest. Good job Takumi. EPISODE 27: -It's not Melee. -Still with the Toei intro. -Wow. Ran is eating alone. -I'm convinced that Ran uses like bots to get likes. -I never thought I would hear the words "edible" and "bubble" in the same sentence. -RIP that bubble. That poor, pathetic bubble. -"I wanted to eat the bubble." -Yui -Really? Y'all are siblings with similar names? That's gonna get incredibly confusing. -I remember Rin from Love Live. Wow. -Wow. Ran is smarter than I thought. -Am I watching some science action show? -That ice cream does look better than other ice creams I've eaten. -75. -No. Don't even think about eating actual snow like that. -Dude, just say that it's a costume. -Ah yes, balancing pencils on our mouths. Because that totally didn't become outdated almost 10 years ago. -Ok, but Kokone looks so smug for no reason. -I don't know why, but I found it funny seeing your tail and ears poof back into existence. -Do you ever get annoyed at overly positive people? Because Ran is overly positive and is annoying me in that line. -"There's no meaning in eating in the first place" -Spiritoru. Maybe for you robots, but for us humans we kinda need to eat. -So, why did you conveniently have a tail and ears in your backpack? -Ah yes, shake it. Them kid audiences will love seeing it. -And you had more tails and ears? Why so convenient? -Ran freaking out. We need a GIF of it. And it's pronounced GIF, not JIF. Get over it people. -Wow. Good to know how a bubble tastes. -Rosemary crying though. -Ah yes, digital candy. My favorite type. -Maybe try opening that box candy? -76. -And that's probably the most delicious way to die. -I thought you went flying to the moon. -Bro. You killed him. You straight up killed my robotic boy Spiritoru. You are cruel, Narcistoru. That deserves a double sin penalty and 25 sins here. EPISODE 28: -It's not Melee. -Still with the Toei intro. -So how did you all get back to the real world so quickly? -I think I died reading the title. -Any reason why only Spicy and Yum-Yum were captured by that ring thing? -Well then. Finale and Precious are also dead. Three deaths in a short time. -That Ubauzou just glitched out of existence. Ouch. -Why are you always hungry? Are you secretly Kirby? -77. -Nice long ancestor name. Any reason why it has to be so long? -And that's what happens to balloons when they have too much air. -Ouch. That's kinda harsh opening the door on Takumi. -78. -My boy Black Pepper almost got exposed as Takumi. -That was a weak backstory. -Dang. Imagine being stopped by a fox thing.
-Bro, if that Ubauzou crushed Kome-Kome, that would've been straight up cruel and would've resulted in a triple sin penalty. Still giving 10 sins though. -Well, that's one way to finish a fight. -I don't think telling a villain to surrender usually works well. TOTAL SIN COUNTS: -35 (Episode 26) -56 (112 after double sin penalty) (Episode 27) -28 (Episode 28) Sentences: -Everything with peppers (Episode 26) -RIP Robot (Episode 27) -Epic final attack (Episode 28) FINAL CONCLUSION: I don't know how, but the episodes went from being inconsistent in quality to gradually being great. Episode 26, 27, and 28 all were really good episodes. I'm saving episodes 29-31 for next week because I need to get back on track.
