welcome to solei's disaster of a birthday celebration [[kazoo sounds]] the madam of the jord has aged another year and so we must celebrate!
if you somehow do not know who jord is, dkjfiei is @chooz-eets ! i wanted to give a brief overview of who rye is but i can't even begin to explain in normal human terms, so let's just say she's an entity more vast than space and more meaningful than all the poems in the world. more delightful than soup on a cold winter's day and more vibes than gender can portray. madam jord simply is Madam Jord, nothing else to explain.