Snailpaw: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Rimepaw: What did you do? Snailpaw: Nobody died. Rimepaw: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?! Sparkpaw: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor. Snailpaw: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it. Snailpaw: Someone will die. Rimepaw: Of fun! Snailpaw: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Giddyballad: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Snailpaw: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God. Snailpaw: Is stabbing someone immoral? Lionpaw: Not if they consent to it. Baypaw: Depends on who you’re stabbing. Rimepaw: YES?!? Snailpaw, about Aardwolfpaw: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group. Baypaw: Are we stealing them? Lionpaw: New or used? Snailpaw: Wonderful responses, both of you. Snailpaw: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Aardwolfpaw: Aardwolfpaw: Snailpaw, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Snailpaw: *Sips coffee from bowl* Snailpaw: I went through an entire character arc during the great journey Snailpaw: I became eviler if you’re curious Rimepaw: We're still on the great journey, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still! Snailpaw: I’m going to get worse on purpose Rimepaw: Anyone d- Snailpaw: Depressed? Baypaw: Drained? Lionpaw: Dumb? Aardwolfpaw: Disliked? Rimepaw: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ... Snailpaw: You kidnapped Rimepaw? That’s illegal! Baypaw: But Snailpaw, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Rimepaw, or destroying our dreams? Snailpaw: Kidnapping Rimepaw, Baypaw!!! Lionpaw: Snailpaw, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them! Snailpaw: What, to kidnap people?!?! Lionpaw: To work together! Snailpaw: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?! Aardwolfpaw: Snailpaw, we all agreed Rimepaw is not a people. Snailpaw: Nothing in life is free. Rimepaw: Love is free! Baypaw: Adventure is free. Lionpaw: Knowledge is free. Aardwolfpaw: Everything is free if you take it without paying. Rimepaw, texting Meadowpaw: Meadowpaw! Help I’m being kidnapped! Meadowpaw: Where are you? Rimepaw: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Meadowpaw: I’ll call Snailpaw. Snailpaw, answering their cell: Y’ello? Meadowpaw: Where’s Rimepaw? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. Snailpaw: Rimepaw? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me- Meadowpaw: Meadowpaw: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* Snailpaw: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Rimepaw: WHO ARE YOU?! *The squad is having dinner together* Rimepaw: Aardwolfpaw, can you pass the salt? Aardwolfpaw: *Throws Snailpaw across the table* Snailpaw: Welcome, fellow idiots Rimepaw: Hello, Snailpaw Snailpaw: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot Rimepaw: You underestimate me Snailpaw: I prevented a murder today. Rimepaw: Really? How’d you do that? Snailpaw: Self-control. Snailpaw: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Turtleflip: You're like 15 years old Snailpaw: I MIGHT DIE AT 30! Rimepaw: You often use humor to deflect trauma Snailpaw: Thank you Rimepaw: I didn't say that was a good thing Snailpaw: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny Rimepaw: Snailpaw, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Snailpaw: Well of course I have. Snailpaw: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Snailpaw: It's boring. Sootpaw: You saved me. I owe you my life. Snailpaw: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed. Sorry for so many Silmaril Dyad ones, they've just roleplayed a lot and have a set dynamic lol. Anyways, I love the chaos squad, they are very wholesome pfft-- also, there are like four non-chaos squad ones so i can't call it "the chaos squad incorrect quotes" lmao--
