Fake friends - Have never seen you cry Real friends - Cry with you Fake friends - Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back Real friends - Keep your stuff for so long they forget its yours Fake friends - Know few things about you Real friends - Could write a book about you Fake friends - Would knock on your front door Real friends - Walk right in and say I'M HOME Fake friends - Will help you when you fall over Real friends - Will jump on top of you and shout Doggy pile or laugh at you, and /then/ help you up. Fake friends - Are for a while Real friends - Are for life Fake friends - Will leave you to deal with your own problems Real friends - Will stick with you, no matter what Fake friends - Say “love ya” jokingly. Real Friends - Say, "I love you" and mean it. Fake Friends - Will sit with you after a breakup and say, "I'm sorry." Real Friends - Will call them and ask what their problem is before devising a plan to destroy them.
