Elrik: Xanthous... Xanthous: Oh no, 'Xanthous' in b-flat. Xanthous: You're disappointed. ——— Elrik: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Xanthous: I wake up at 4:30 AM Elrik: Elrik: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives ——— Elrik: *Stubs his toe* (quack)! Xanthous: Mind your language! Elrik: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Xanthous: Elrik: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes. ——— Elrik, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day! Xanthous: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar, Xanthous: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the (quack) happened to you?! Elrik, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS Xanthous: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU (quack)ING POSSESSED?! Xanthous: YOU USED TO BE MY BOYFRIEND Elrik, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ ——— Elrik: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday Xanthous: Wednesay Elrik: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible ——— Elrik: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Xanthous: Anything, honestly, but kind guys especially Elrik, desperately, as Xanthous bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Xanthous: Oh! B positive. Elrik: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Xanthous: ——— *Elrik and Xanthous skipping stones on lake* Elrik: It’s such a beautiful evening. Xanthous, whispering (he’s mad at Skylene): Take that you (quack)ing lake
