~ C a r l i t o ~ _____________________________________________ Carlito is an amazing man, with the ability for his urine to smell like peanut butter, and to be able to poop out Jimmy Neutron's hair. He somehow died from constipation because he kept shoving burritos in his throat. He even wrote a song about himself being constipated called "Carlito is Constipated". This man's breath reeks with the smell of burritos and so does his tombstone. _____________________________________________ RIP Carlito -He was very good at eating 836 burritos in 5 seconds -Billy Bob
