Mr. Cooper (econ teacher): Who should we pick on? We can't pick on Monica, she's not here... ???: Hunley!! Mr. Cooper: You think we should pick on Hunley? Hunley: ......my name's thomas!! Mr. Cooper: Nobody cares about Thanksgiving anymore, they just go STRAIGHT to Halloween! ...Wait. ???: Halloween is BEFORE Thanksgiving. Mr. Cooper: Listen, I haven't had enough coffee yet. Mr. Cooper: Normally, we'd be watching CNN10 right now, but it's still dead. Like the Queen. The entire class: o_o Mr. Cooper: ...Too soon? Mr. Cooper: Alright, it's your turn now! You said you wanted to do it on your own. ???: Uh... Mr. Cooper: ...Do you wanna phone a friend? Hunley: Phone Monica! Monica: I'm not gonna help you. You can phone me, but I ain't gonna have no answer. Monica: ...Why do you talk like meat? Hunley: What? Monica: Does anyone have a chromebook charger? Mr. Cooper: I gave mine to Ronnie. Monica: ...Does anyone ELSE have a chromebook charger? Madeline: *leans over to me* MY chromebook's at SEVEN. *winks* Mr. Cooper: Y'know that dog from Wizard of Oz? Toto? My wife had that dog. Me: Oh, no... Mr. Cooper: I hated that dog with a PASSION. ???: No, you didn't! Mr. Cooper: Yes, I did. ???: Nuh-uh! Mr. Cooper: No, seriously, when that dog died I... it was like... happy dance. Drew: Hang on, I'm gonna walk in when the beat drops. *goes outside the classroom* Auvergne: Oh my god........ Drew: *ad starts* .......hold on, there's an ad. *a fraction of the glass giggles* *like. a minute and a half goes by* Drew: Where's the beat drop???? *more giggling* Drew: *beat finally drops and he walks in like nothing happened* Auvergne: Oh! Sorry, I can't hear. Mr. Cooper: It's probably 'cause of the leg injury... Drew: My grandma sent me a picture of a Hocus Pocus spellbook. Then she sent me a video of a cop. And then a picture of a horse flying.
