Kaz: I don't know how to tell you all this, so I'm just going to whisper it into Oliver’s ear, causing him to shout it out in astonishment. Kaz: *whispers to Oliver* Oliver: YOU'RE DATING CHASE?! ——— Chase, sees someone doing something idiotic: Oh god what an idiot Chase realizing it’s Kaz: Oh no that’s my idiot ——— Kaz does something stupid: Chase: I can’t believe I am going to let him top me Bree, confused: then don’t Chase already taking his shirt off: It’s to late for that ——— Chase: I’m bi- Kaz: *Eyes widen hopefully* Chase: -Lingual. I’m bilingual, I know two languages. Kaz: *Drinks water disappointedly* Chase: I also like boys. Kaz: *Chokes on water* ——— Chase: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Skylar: ....Your what? Chase: My friends. Oliver: Is he saying “friends”? Kaz: I think he’s being sarcastic. Bree: No, no, no this is delirium, he’s cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Chase! All your friends are in this room. ——— *Leo visiting the EF* Leo: So is anyone here straight? Kaz, Chase, Skylar and Bree in unison: Oliver ——— Kaz: *Practicing how to ask Chase out in the bathroom mirror* Kaz: 'Go out with me'- No, too aggressive. Kaz: 'Would you maybe wanna go out with me'- No, too passive. Kaz: 'Will you go on a date with me?'- No, too plain. Oliver, peeking out of the shower curtain with soap still in his hair: Actually, I liked that one. Just needs a little flare. ——— Skylar: I’m so tired I could eat a horse. Adam: I identify as a horse and this offends me. Oliver: I identify as offends and this horses me. Kaz: I offend horses identify me. Chase: I think the main question here is, why would you eat a horse if you were tired? ——— Chase: *eating food* Ow, I bit my tongue Kaz: I bite it all the time and you’ve never complained before Oliver, Skylar, and Bree trying to eat dinner: (ㆆ_ㆆ) ——— Bree: I invented a fun game we can all play. It’s called Tech or Kaz. I give you actual quotes I heard and you tell me if Chase was talking to his inventions or his boyfriend. Chase: Kaz: Chase: I don’t think I like this game. ——— Skylar: Bree’s first detention, I’m so proud. Chase: Whoa, back up. Why did she get detention? Oliver: Because she’s an idiot. Kaz, terrified: They can do that?? ——— Kaz: I can probably sing all the lyrics to any disney song you can name Chase: What the (duck) is disney Kaz: Kaz: Buckle the (duck) up and prepare for a long (:/) marathon while we cuddle ——— Skylar: Why are you here? Chase: Oliver texted me and said Kaz got hurt. So I brought a watermelon. Skylar: Why? Chase: Kaz loves watermelons. Chase: *Gives Kaz the watermelon* Kaz: *Hugs the watermelon whilst crying*
