Enjoy. Dont use punctuation. here are some things he will respond to: hi date time change BACKGROUND help whats up play whee (Song by Hatsune Miku) play dubstep (Dubstep Jingle Bells) show extra stats stop singing this is awesome this sucks who are you who am i how are you who is the coolest scratcher will you marry me can you make me a sandwich eat me tell me a joke set an alarm define YOLO dance
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