Myles: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? Beckett: Plane tickets? Lazuli: Concert tickets? Whistle Blower: P*yikes*n? Myles, holding their broken frames: Glasses. ——— Myles: Beckett, I'm sad. Beckett: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Lazuli: Whistle Blower, I'm sad. Whistle Blower, nodding: mood. ——— Myles: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? Beckett: Put spaghetti in it. Myles: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you. Lazuli: Put spaghetti in it. Myles: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. Whistle Blower: Put spaghetti in it. Myles: I'm no longer taking suggestions. ——— Myles: Wake me up… Beckett: Before you go go! Lazuli: When September ends… Whistle Blower: WAKE ME UP INSIDE- ——— Myles: *Gently taps table* Beckett: *Taps back* Lazuli: What are they doing? Whistle Blower: Morse code. Myles: *Aggressively taps table* Beckett: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK- ——— *Myles is cooking* Beckett: Any chance that’s for me? Myles: It’s for Whistle Blower. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side. Lazuli: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment. ——— Myles: *Screams* Beckett: *Screams louder to assert dominance* Lazuli: Should we do something?! Whistle Blower, observing: No, I want to see who wins this. ——— Myles: I think we're missing something. Beckett: Teamwork? Lazuli: Cohesion? Whistle Blower: A general sense of what we’re doing? ——— Lazuli: Why are Myles and Beckett sitting with their backs to each other? Whistle Blower: They had a fight. Lazuli: Then why are they holding hands? Whistle Blower: They get sad when they fight. ——— Myles: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three- Myles and Beckett, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks! Lazuli: Our turn, Whistle Blower! One, two, three- vanilla! Whistle Blower, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake. ——— Myles: Have you seen a person named 'Beckett' around here? Lazuli: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain. Whistle Blower: It looks fine to me? Lazuli: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
