Warning! Contains much Artistic License: Business. I have never been present at a business meeting [citation needed], so having a very hazy idea of how they are usually conducted, I did what is technically known as 'making it up'. This is an adaptation of something I started writing on my graphing calculator, of all places. If you have one, you can write and save stuff in the eActivity function and it will look like you're doing your maths homework. #lifehacks Our English teacher kept making us write skits and my groups kept getting the worst prompts. So I decided to stuff it and write some contingency scripts just in case I could manipulate the prompts to allow them, and this is easily the best one. Too bad I haven't had an opportunity to use it... yet. I'm still not happy with the ending, though. The art on the cover is a five-minute sketch by me. Angua Musselroe is my OC's full name, and also my pen name (on this website, anyway). The music is 'Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band' by The Beatles. #constable-angua #angua #writing #comedy #script #skit #meeting #business #artisticlicense