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Lyrics: *Birds Singing* Sans: it's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming, on days like these, kids like you, should be sleeping! it's 3AM! and on a school night, geez kid your gonna have a BAD time keeping your grades up! *Song* Sans: wood-fired pizza... how will pizza get a job now? Papyrus: GET OFF THE STAGE SANS. Sans: i still remember the last thing gaster said before he kicked the bucket... it was... Gaster: Hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket? Papyrus: UGH... Sans: the existence of watermelons can only mean there is an earthmelon, firemelon, and airmelon, these are the elemelons Papyrus: SANS, SHUT U-!! Sans: hey papyrus. Papyrus: YES BROTHER? Sans: do you know what happened to the itallian chef? Papyrus: OH NO! WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM!? Sans: they pasta-way! Sans: bro...? Papyrus: GET OUT. Sans: but this is my hou- Papyrus: GET. OUT!!! Papyrus: SANS!!! Sans: yeah? Papyrus: WHERE IS MY BATTLE BODY!? Sans: what!? Papyrus: WHERE... IS MY BATTLE BODY!?!?!? Sans: i uh... put it somewhere... Papyrus: WHERE!? Sans: why do you need to know!? Papyrus: I NEED IT!!!!!! Sans: is ketchup an intrument!? Sans: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 911 What's your emergency? Sans: i uh can't find my brother. Where did you see him last? Sans: well i saw him in the ball pit last but when i went to the party room he wasn't there. Papyrus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! SANS I'M BEING CONSUMED BY THE COLOURFUL SPHEARS OF EVIL!!! Sans: this next one gonna be a bit of a mouthful. are you ready for this? yeast... that's all there is to it... don't really think i need to explain much else. Papyrus: SANS! THE DOOR IS FROZEN SHUT!!! Sans: i've got it... toot toot... open saysame!!! well i've done all i can do Sans: road work ahead? i sure hope it does! *vroom* *explode* Papyrus: SANS, WHERE'S DAD? Sans: oh he went to go get milk an hour ago... i wonder why he hasn't come back yet? Gaster: *Intense glitch sounds* Papyrus: WOULD YOU RATHER FIGHT A BUNCH OF KINDERGARDENERS? Sans: i wanna fight some kindergardeners. Papyrus: YOU SEE THAT WASN'T THE FULL- Sans: those kids are getting S L A P P E D ! ! ! Sans: are you gonna finish that C R O I S S A N T? Papyrus: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL!!! Sans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Sans: it's time to stop...! no more...! who are ya parents...! i'mma call child protective services...! it's time to *Explosion* STOP! Sans: hello? Papyrus: WHAT'S UP? Sans: i need your help can you come over here? Papyrus: I CAN'T I BUYING CLOTHES. Sans: well can you hurry up and come over here? Papyrus: WELL I CAN'T FIND THEM. Sans: what do you can't find them!? Papyrus: I CAN'T FIND THEM THERE'S ONLY SOUP. Sans: what do you mean there's only soup!? Papyrus: IT MEANS THERE'S ONLY SOUP!! Sans: well go into the next isle! Papyrus: ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME!!! *Footsteps* THERE'S MORE SOUP. Sans: what do you mean there's more soup!?!? Papyrus: IT MEANS THERE'S MORE SOUP!!! Sans: then get out of the soup isle!!! Papyrus: THERE'S MORE SOUP!!! Sans: where are you right now!?!?!? Papyrus: I'M AT SOUP!!!!!! Sans: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR AT SOUP!!! Papyrus: I'M AT SOUP!!!!!! Sans: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN!!!!! Papyrus: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!!!!!!!! Sans: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *Song* *Static*
