Here we see the statistics card of a fascinating creature, dumb, but fascinating none the less, there is a special feature in these creatures which is that they all start off at 2 braincells and then they rub them together and make a fire inside the skull, then they keep doing that until they die, scientists estimate on average an alvinjg reaches -500 braincells, this ones particularly young, which explains his higher number of braincells compared to the adults. The way an Alvinjg attacks is, well it just runs straight at its predators and gets k!lled really... This special creature also has no defence and is SUPER weak and if it has a main weakness, it's "The Slipper Of Doom" , OR "The Whip Of Death". And well, it just has no kindness, so yea! See u next time on "card stats".
That intelligence thing is not a joke tho it took me 25 minutes to get that 'A' right, and it STILL ISNT RIGHT, 25 MINUTES!! IT TOOK ME TWENTY FIVE MINUTES AAARGH!!!
