Hello! We at Gumball Labs have been hard at work inventing Curb Your Gob, the world's first 24 hour gobstopper. Now we're ready to show you what we've been working on, planned to launch on December 1st for $5. We're so confident in our product the first participant to get through the entire ball any faster wins $1,000,000, as well as a $100,000+ a year job at our company testing products.* * Requires a three-year manufacturing degree. The Only Literal Gobstopper, Guaranteed.™ Created for the Patterns compo on Battle of the Bits: https://battleofthebits.org/arena/Entry/Curb+Your+Gob/54417
Well, I didn't change a single line... ¬‿¬
