Welcome to semi-controlled chaos, enjoy ========================================== Liam: Why do I have to make my bed if I’m going to sleep in it later anyway? Audrey: Why do I have to feed you if you’re going to die anyway? Liam: Liam: I’ll go make my bed. ========================================== Sammy: People always ask me if I’m a boy or a girl. Sammy: Dude, I’m clearly a god. ========================================== Marcus: Pass the salt. Ami: What’s the magic word? Marcus: Or else. Ami: That’s two words, but point taken. ========================================== Sammy walks in, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name them Kath: You did whAT- Cave: William Snakepeare ========================================== Rachel, trying to ask Sersha out: Would you like to stay for dinner? Audrey: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER? ========================================== Marcus: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response. ========================================== Ade: What’s up guys? I’m back. Cam: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Ade: Death is a social construct.
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