Transcript: CUTLASS: I'll tell ya what, Darrell, Jackson Storm has certainly made an impact. We've got six more next-generation rookies in the field. DARRELL: With six veterans fired to clear the way. Mornin', champ. How's our living' legend today? Uh... Still very much alive, thank you. And I would appreciate.. -Ya know, I can't believe I get to race the Lightning McQueen. In this farewell season. What are you talking about? JACKSON STORM: Oh, green flag. Good luck out there, champ. You're gonna need it. Me: Go Get Him McQueen (ENGINE REVVING) Dani: Say What?! NATALIE CERTAIN: One reason Storm and the next-gens are more efficient: their ability to hole the optimum racing line every single lap. CUTLASS: Win number three for the rookie sensation. Mario: (Shocked) NATALIE CERTAIN: Storm's in a class of his own. And a big reason for that: training on the newest cutting-edge simulators. These machines create a virtual racing experience so real racers never even have to go outside. CUTLASS: Storm's ability to hold that line is like nothing we've ever seen. DARRELL: Four in a row? Are you kidding me? Sonic: (Mad) NATALIE CERTAIN: 2% lower drag coefficient. CUTLASS: Oh, what a finish! Talking Tom: Come On?! NATALIE CERTAIN: 5% increase downforce. -DARRELL: Lucky number seven. - 1.2% higher top speed. CUTLASS: Amazing! Nine! Me: Son Of A 52?! Piston Cup winner, Chick Hicks here with the racer takin' the circuit by storm. Jackson Storm. Another easy win over old "Ka-chow". Or should I say, "Caboose"? 'Cause he's always in the back. Am I right? No, no, no, Chick. McQueen is a crafty veteran champ. Hr's the elder statesman of the sport. Ya know? Takes everything I got to beat him. (SIGHS) You gotta be kidding me. Anne: There, There McQueen, We Get Him Next Time :( (REPORTERS CLAMORING) REPORTER 1: What changes are you gonna make to get McQueen back to top? REPORTER 2: Will McQueen try new training methods? REPORTER 3: Is he prepared to retire? Come on, guys. Let's not overreact. It's just s slump. We'll get 'em next week Okay, that's enough. No comment. Not even about Weathers retiring? Wait. What? Me: Hold On, What?.. Cal Weathers. He's hanging up his Light-years. No. No comment on that either. REPORTER 3: Wait a minute. Please, come on. You gotta give us something. Hey, Cal! Hey. Retirement? What's goin' on? SMG4: Yeah, What'S Going On? (SIGHS) Ya know, I asked my uncle once how I'd know when it was time stop. Ya know what he said? The youngsters will tell you. We had some good times together. I'm gonna miss that the most I think. Yeah. Me: (Sighs) NATALIE CERTAIN: More changes ahead, Chick. Every week we've seen veteran racers either retire like Cal Weathers tonight, or fired to make room for these younger faster racers. And, it's not ever yet.
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