KPHP was a scratcher born in December 2007, in Dorset, UK. They created their scratch account 4 years, 3 months ago, working on various projects. One day, they vanished. Their reason for doing so is unknown. Their current location is unknown. Whether they are alive or not is unknown.
BROADCAST AUDIO RECEIVED: >hello? >hello, where am I? >is this a joke or something? >I don't know how I got here... >Can someone let me out? >Hello? >It smells in here. >I don't like it. >(what was that?!) >Hello? Is someone there? >I can hear you moving. >Have you come to get me out? >Hello? >Hel- >What the [omitted] >This isn't real. >I am dreaming. >I am at home. >That is the only reasonable explanation for what I am seeing. >Because shadowy creatures aren't real. >They don't stare at you. >Shadowy creatures aren't real. >(why is it moving) >I'd like to wake up now. >Please? >I don't want to see the rest of the dream. >(it's getting closer) >Hello? >Can someone wake me up? >I want to get out. >Hello? >HELLO? >I WANT TO GET OUT >I WANT TO WAKE UP >STAY AWAY >CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME >IT'S GOING TO GET ME >LET ME WAKE UP >LET ME *BROADCAST ENDED
