DATE: 5-25-22 LOCATION: everywhere. RESULT: Disastrous. Transcript: We were preparing for a push to eliminate crabzilla, when all of a sudden sirens across the country blared as several unknown objects entered our radar. We started to evacuate civilians when they started, but it was already too late. Nuclear blasts hit every major city, with survivors retreating to the Southeast for further moves. Death toll is unknown, and our remaining scientists when asked simply reply "a lot." We are pulling all forces out of Petoria and the Greg Empire. A peace treaty is being signed as we speak.
