Press Fact for a Fact! Press Advice for Advice! Press Fortune for your Fortune! Kinda complicated, I know.
The sentences are randomly generated. There's about a 0.0006% chance that you'll get the same sentence twice. They are NOT meant to be taken seriously! xD They are FAKE facts. (Most of them) Please tell me about the funniest ones you get in the comments! Credits to @Will_Wam!
